Being an Executive Assistant

Is the same as dating someone who doesn’t like you. And you don’t like them either but you’re just obsessed with getting them to call you back. 

(Source: interweber)

Spell check is unfamiliar with the name “Steph.”

Spell check is unfamiliar with the name “Steph.”

JUST ONCE!

I want someone to pop into my office and say “Hey, you just left a really great voicemail for that person.”

Because I did, I really did. 

Today in “Kelly Illustrates Excel Spreadsheets” I explained saving money to Brooke.

Today in “Kelly Illustrates Excel Spreadsheets” I explained saving money to Brooke.

Who Wore It Better?


hint: it was Zack. Zack wore it better.

Who Wore It Better?

hint: it was Zack. Zack wore it better.

This city is so outrageous that for like one whole minute I thought “oh, that’s kind of nice.”

nope! get me out of here!

Improvements in Self Esteem

  • Me: Look at my new Mii!
  • Scott: oh man, that actually looks like you
  • Me: I know! I didn't lie about my nose this time.

SOLVING WORLD PROBLEMS

  • Maureen: like a long shape
  • me: you mean a rectangle?
  • me: cool.
  • Maureen: yes
  • me: ah alright, i'm familiar
  • Maureen: more like a line

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Brantley takes to the vacuum, thus proving men aren’t, in fact, allergic.

[sayomg]

Would be cuter if not named “Brantley”

(Source: thedailywhat)

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